Morons.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to tonight’s fight.
Here we are on the border of Mexico.
In the Rio Grande Valley, South Texas!
I, Piolin will be your host for tonight’s fight,
tonight’s fight is an MMA fight!
Mexican Madrazos Association.
I’m here.
You’re late.
I’m sorry, I was in a meeting.
Who is this damn gringo?
My grandmother asked me to take care of him,
a truck hit him in the head.
He ended up being a bit slow.
Look at the poor guy.
A promise is a promise bro, I have to look after him.
That’s a shame bro, but I’ll tell you something...
Not everyone has his own gringo mascot.
Come on man, no way, wéy!
We’re trying to eat here!
Gross.
It’s all good.
I’m not a mascot dude.
Obviously.
I’m the Green Ghost.
It’s not Grin-go. It’s Green Ghost,
and he is my partner.
Awww, look at them, they’re so cute.
I didn’t know.
Not in that way, duh.
Yeah, yeah, but what’s up with the damn thong?
it doesn’t show the underwear lines.
You can see the lines of his underwear,
with mine you can’t.
It gives me more flexibility.
Dumb, you will see...
I’ll never be able to get that horrible image out of my mind.
Never!
If I don’t wear it I show everything bro!
I’m here to pump up the crowd for you bro, calm down.
We’re here now, so focus.
On the north side of the octagon, we have Duncan,
“EL MURO DE LA FRONTERA” Bronson!
Mother Trucker.
Because no Mexican fighter has ever been able to get past him.
On the south side of the octagon, we have el Mex-SI-CAN!
Mex-SI-CAN!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen the Green Ghost is down!
What’s your deal man?
Let me OUT, open the door!!!
You’ll NEVER get past the Border Wall, Mex-SI-CAN!
Mex-SI-CAN WINS!!!
Mex-SI-CAN has beaten down the Border Wall!
What you did tonight was unbelievable.
Even witch doctors, bro.
...the same when you were a kid?
Look after her.
Rosita, two more for him please.
My house is your house.
Come here, honey.
Really?
Good morning my sweet dove.
Moron, just shut up.
Calm down.
Stay away from my Nana!
How are you doing, pal?
Master Gin.
Long time no see.
Long time.
Let’s go meet the new Green Warrior candidate.
Bottoms up.
How do you say it?
Like a damn egg.
Technique.
Speed.
Accuracy.
These are our three most important elements.
Now let me see what you’ve got.
Please...
You move like sticky rice, now chop chop.
Practice harder now!
Straighten your arm.
One.
One, two and three.
Why the early shower?
Still not ready!
Again.
Rattlesnake.
What do you think about that?
En garde.
Still not ready!
Like if you’re dancing!
But not like a girl bro!
Blocked!
Nana! Nana, open the door!
Goodbye Gringo.
Just give me a chance bro.
Please.
May I interrupt?
Check this out!
Look what Gin made for me.
Let's Go!
How much farther?
What?
How much farther?
I don’t know.
I don’t know how much farther!
How much farther is left bro?
I don’t know how much farther is left!
YOU’RE STRESSING ME OUT!
And now? How much farther is left?
Again?
I don’t know how much farther is left!
We are lost.
Let’s go that way.
We arrived.
Get outta here! GO!
What are you doing?
This girl again?
I’m gonna kick your ass!
You didn’t even hurt me ha ha!
Come on Trio.
Let’s do it.
Thanks for your faith in me.
Forever, until the end.
See you later GRINGO!
You call that hitting the ball?
What? Look where I hit it?
That bat has cork in it!
Cork?!
Take a look and see if it’s made of cork.
Come on guys!
Crap balls!
Dedicated to my...
Nana Maricruz Aurora Aguirre from Montemorelos, Nuevo León Mexico.
“Thanks for taking care of me from the moment I was born.
I love you with all my heart!”